- tumblr: Hey I just met you
- tumblr: And this is crazy
- tumblr: But here's my tumblr
- tumblr: ...Well actually I've been secretly stalking your blog for a really long time because I think you're great and we share a fandom and ships and like all the same things but I don't know how to strike up a conversation with you so I just like and reblog all your stuff because that's sort of like talking right so really we're like best friends and might as well just get tumblr married now
- tumblr: So follow me maybe?