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35, 47, 48, 65, 69 for Theron?

35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?

“I have never been that desperate, no. I have fucked until sore, but that’s an entirely different story, now isn’t it?” 

47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?

“Am I what, now?” Anders leans over and whispers into Theron’s ear. Theron blinks, makes a face and shakes his head hard. “No no no no. Why would you…” [[Headcanon, no circumcisions in Thedas except for when medically necessary.]]

48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care?

“Never met anyone without it. I feel like that would be strange.” 

65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?

“It’s always exciting at the moment, especially when it’s because your partner is so overwhelmed that they can’t hold back. Afterwards, though…” 

69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?

“I don’t even like being kissed in public.” Theron wrinkles his nose.

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4, 5, 22, 62 for Claire, 14, 30, 40, 63 for Theron

[[Both people who are likely to glare your face off for asking something so personal—Claire might actually put a pistol into it. For purposes of this, they’re both drunk as hell.]]

4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?

“If you’re trying to tell me that they can come from somewhere else, then vids have lied their ass off to me and I’m fucking pissed off about it. I mean, other stuff feels good. Enough hot, sloppy kissing and I’m pretty fuckin’ close, closer if you’re playing with my tits.” 

5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?

“Might as fucking well ask Garrus.” Claire rolls her eyes. “Alright, alright. It’s not that I don’t like cock, but I get off pretty fucking well from just having my clit played with. Or licked.” Claire grins. “I oughta tell you about turian tongues one o’these days.”

22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude?

“Killed a squad of Eclipse mercenaries. Now that’s a fuckin’ story.” 

62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?

“Classy fuckin’ question. But lemme tell you something. Biotics. Biotics have the best fucking orgasms. I had this fuckbuddy a few years back, sweet girl, not a hint of biotic potential. When she came she clenched up and gasped and it was pretty fuckin’ cute and all, but she told me she only felt it in her pussy. Me? Heh. Scalp to toes.  Every fuckin’ time.” 

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Theron unrolls the parchment and squints at it, frowns, sighs, and puts it down. 

14. Do you have any kinks?

“I like being bitten. I like it rough. I like my ears and ass played with. I get off on giving oral, a lot, and I like three or moresomes. Are you satisfied?” 

30. How often do you masturbate?

“Infrequently. I have other things to do.” 

40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?

“Hasn’t everyone?” 

63. Spit or swallow?

“Nosy. If I was interested in sucking your cock, you’d find out.” Theron crumples up the parchment and tosses it into the fire. “Swallow, if you must know.”